Dat yucky lil' Jissouseki, her done growed up twisted-like from bein' treated bad an' lookin' icky ugly. Thinkin she pretty-cute Jissou, she just loooves bein' a no-good meanie and liked pickin' on her owner, Mister Man. Stressy times made her go poo-poo everywhere and cuss all noisy like at da most awful times.
This weird lil' girly-beast was less big than dollies, she had long brown hairs that hid somma green an red eyes. Wearin' ratty green dressy thing that tried hard to hide her mushy dough-bod, Jissouseki always left poop trails everywhar she went.
Her dumb-headed way make it so's she couldn't know how people talk right and some super short sentences, but she still wanted to learn 'bout da world. Kinda sound Yukkari and Jissouseki like. Bein real cheeky, she threw out insults with simple blunt-talk followin only strange wants that popped into 'er head not carin bout nobody's feels.
Even though they sometimes argue'n bicker lots till blue in the face, that nasty lil Jisso