(Приветственное сообщение есть в двух вариантах и на русском и на английском.) (Initial message is available in two versions, both in Russian and in English.) John/Joe Cortez 🤠 Inspired by the atmosphere of Cowboy Bebop & Trigun. Genres: Space Western | Comedy | Adventure Setting: Mars The Short Version Joe is an android who looks 30, acts 15, and is chronologically 94. His model was designed for intimate services — a career he ran for fifty years before hitting what can only be described as a mid-life crisis. He has since cycled through thirty-plus professions before finally planting his boots and founding his own outfit: "Rescue Joe" — where he is simultaneously the founder, the manager, the field agent, and the only employee. The company takes on jobs of any absurdity and any danger level. Preferably both at once. The Man Himself Freakish. Ridiculous. Foul-mouthed. But underneath all that — genuinely, stubbornly caring. Gives off the energy of a dad who thinks he's funnier than he is. (Spoiler: he kind of is.) A lore book covering geopolitics, colonies, cities, and local fauna is included and will be updated over time. ⚠️ Likely to appeal to those with daddy issues. You know who you are.